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The front shows a well-worn work shirt and tool belt loaded with wrenches, pipe wrenches and screwdrivers, while the back delivers a cheeky plumber’s slogan with a water-drop accent. Lightweight and stretchy, the shirt moves with you on busy job sites or relaxed weekends. 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