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The front shows a well-worn mechanic’s vest and tool pockets stamped with a ‘Built Not Bought’ patch. The back continues the workshop scene with grease-stained components, crossed wrenches and a playful sign that reads ‘Rear End Making Noise?’—plus a cheeky, rugged detail at the lower back. Light, breathable fabric and a relaxed cut make it easy to wear during long project days, backyard builds, garage hangouts, or casual meetups with fellow gearheads. It feels lived-in from the moment you pull it on, celebrating the grit, jokes, and camaraderie of people who turn wrenches and take pride in their craft.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Round neckline for a classic, comfortable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 95% polyester \/ 5% spandex fabric (190 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e- Regular, relaxed cut with extra large sizes available\u003cbr\u003e- Size\/care label inside collar and seam thread matched to print\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: inside out in cold water (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":54005037924628,"sku":"30419030269965592143","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":54005037957396,"sku":"19886703336501839658","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":54005037990164,"sku":"24714783927452918263","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":54005038022932,"sku":"25461226796558382703","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":54005038055700,"sku":"32564293139045520696","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":54005038088468,"sku":"20973651595922705569","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":54005038121236,"sku":"23418623946007547268","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":54005038154004,"sku":"32464464636679106389","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":54005038186772,"sku":"32499585171119627569","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1030\/7072\/8468\/files\/20260912112637-1f1ae9cd-1701-6dda-9397-8ac4af904322.png?v=1789217117"},{"product_id":"plumbing-problem-ill-get-to-the-bottom-of-it-t-shirt","title":"Plumbing Problem? 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The front shows a well-worn work shirt and tool belt loaded with wrenches, pipe wrenches and screwdrivers, while the back delivers a cheeky plumber’s slogan with a water-drop accent. Lightweight and stretchy, the shirt moves with you on busy job sites or relaxed weekends. 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