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It feels lived-in from the moment you pull it on, celebrating the grit, jokes, and camaraderie of people who turn wrenches and take pride in their craft.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Round neckline for a classic, comfortable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 95% polyester \/ 5% spandex fabric (190 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e- Regular, relaxed cut with extra large sizes available\u003cbr\u003e- Size\/care label inside collar and seam thread matched to print\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: inside out in cold water (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":54005037924628,"sku":"30419030269965592143","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":54005037957396,"sku":"19886703336501839658","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":54005037990164,"sku":"24714783927452918263","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":54005038022932,"sku":"25461226796558382703","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":54005038055700,"sku":"32564293139045520696","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":54005038088468,"sku":"20973651595922705569","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":54005038121236,"sku":"23418623946007547268","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":54005038154004,"sku":"32464464636679106389","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":54005038186772,"sku":"32499585171119627569","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1030\/7072\/8468\/files\/20260912112637-1f1ae9cd-1701-6dda-9397-8ac4af904322.png?v=1789217117"},{"product_id":"plumbing-problem-ill-get-to-the-bottom-of-it-t-shirt","title":"Plumbing Problem? 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The front shows a well-worn work shirt and tool belt loaded with wrenches, pipe wrenches and screwdrivers, while the back delivers a cheeky plumber’s slogan with a water-drop accent. Lightweight and stretchy, the shirt moves with you on busy job sites or relaxed weekends. Wear it under a jacket or alone on warmer days — it reads like a uniform and a joke in one, celebrating the hands-on grit and humor of plumbing life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Round neckline for a classic fit\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem\u003cbr\u003e- Soft, lightweight 95% polyester \/ 5% spandex fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Regular loose fit with extra-large sizes available\u003cbr\u003e- Size and care label sewn into collar for convenience\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: inside out in cold water (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":54005066268948,"sku":"33947531057967307491","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":54005066301716,"sku":"60830108473275681675","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":54005066334484,"sku":"12360940949072665753","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":54005066367252,"sku":"18136848988161428225","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":54005066400020,"sku":"20186069355895482456","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":54005066432788,"sku":"16598593672514471641","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":54005066465556,"sku":"17296321841381458552","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":54005066498324,"sku":"26164158622201393038","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":54005066531092,"sku":"30784442677558646619","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1030\/7072\/8468\/files\/20260912113115-1f1ae9d7-6dc5-6216-87b1-1a380b9dfb93.png?v=1789217054"},{"product_id":"gingerbread-meltdown-crime-scene-holiday-tee","title":"Gingerbread Meltdown – Crime Scene Holiday Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Chest width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 15.00 - 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