{"product_id":"tote-bag-retro-dont-be-like-guy-nobody-likes-guy-vintage-humor-canvas-tote","title":"Tote Bag — Retro \"Don't Be Like Guy, Nobody Likes Guy\" Vintage Humor Canvas Tote","description":"Carry a wink of sarcasm and vintage charm wherever you go. This sturdy cotton canvas tote features a retro, tongue-in-cheek illustration and the bold line “Don’t be like guy. Nobody likes guy,” printed center-front for clear, playful attitude. Thick 12 oz canvas and reinforced handles mean it stands up to groceries, books, and everyday errands without sagging. The natural color lets the warm, muted palette of the design take center stage. Use it for market runs, library trips, or as a conversation-starting companion on the daily commute.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% heavy 12 oz cotton canvas for durability\n- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile\n- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\n- Printed sewn-in label; sourced blanks from India\n- Available in natural and black; adult sizing only\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":54010846904596,"sku":"21359385138353431980","price":16.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":54010846937364,"sku":"21649331747945092486","price":16.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1030\/7072\/8468\/files\/4994902085219668488_2048.jpg?v=1789360859","url":"https:\/\/forgettableaf.myshopify.com\/products\/tote-bag-retro-dont-be-like-guy-nobody-likes-guy-vintage-humor-canvas-tote","provider":"ForgettableAF","version":"1.0","type":"link"}