Don’t Be Like Guy T-Shirt — Retro 'Call Guy' Vintage Humor Tee

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a retro, irreverent vibe — the front shows a wink-and-point vintage character with the line “Don’t be like Guy. Nobody likes Guy,” while the back reads like an old classified ad: “Tired of healthy relationships? Call Guy.” The soft, broken-in hand from post-dyeing keeps the graphic feeling lived-in, like a shirt you’ve had for years but still reach for. Wear it with worn denim and a joke-ready attitude. It settles into weekend hangouts, record-store dives, and nights out where sarcasm is part of the dress code. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²). - Garment-dyed after construction for a worn-in color and texture. - Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for durability. - Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label. - Available in 58 colors; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean