Funny Retro Quote Soy Candle — "Don't Be Like Guy" Waterbed & Lava Lamp Design (9oz)

Light this 9oz soy candle when you want a touch of nostalgia and a little laugh in the air. Hand-poured from a natural soy blend with a 100% cotton wick, it burns clean for 50–60 hours and comes in a reusable glass jar with a glossy, permanent label. Choose from twelve curated scents — from crisp Apple Harvest and warm Cinnamon Vanilla to coastal Sea Salt + Orchid or the herbal calm of White Sage + Lavender — or go unscented for soft, scent-free illumination. The label’s playful retro artwork sets a cheeky, cozy mood: warm glow, familiar aromas, and a wink of personality for nights when you want comfort and a smile. Product features - Eco-friendly, vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick - Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose as decor - Burn time: 50–60 hours; size: 2.8" × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) - Twelve scent options (including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Unscented) - Assembled in the USA; ASTM safety compliant; glossy permanent adhesive label Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.