This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a bit of cheeky, retro attitude to casual days. The front features a vintage-style illustration of a smug, mustachioed guy with the bold caption “Don’t be like guy. Nobody likes guy.” On the back, a playful “parking ticket” checklist and witty copy call out reckless charm and bad decisions with warm, illustrated details. The soft, garment-dyed finish gives the shirt a lived-in look and a mellow color depth that eases into your wardrobe. Wear it for easy weekends, road trips, or when you want to say something funny without saying anything at all. The relaxed fit and durable construction make it a comfortable go-to that still feels special — like a favorite tee you’ve had for years, straight out of the box.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for dependable fit
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; comes in 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
