Features front and back prints of the '70s anti-hero, Guy—a walking cautionary tale with chest hair, tragic cologne, and fashion choices straight out of disco purgatory
Double-sided messaging: “Don’t Be Like Guy. Nobody Likes Guy.” on the front, and “I’m not saying I’m a catch... but someone once said I have potential.” on the back, so you can roast from every angle
Heavyweight, premium cotton keeps you comfortable while you destroy reputations (and eardrums) with every wear
Available in black, white, sage green, and muted blue—because Guy would have picked lemon yellow, but you have taste
Durable print means Guy’s cringe will survive your washing machine’s wildest rides
One T-shirt. Infinite side-eyes. Wear it to turn birthday parties, family weekends, and office meetings into your own comedy roast. Unapologetic, bold, and hilarious enough to offend at least one aunt. Gift it to the advice-proof, wear it yourself, and remember: nobody likes Guy, but you’ll love making people wonder who hurt him this badly.
