All-over print with a hilarious Mrs. Claus mugshot—because Christmas needs some real attitude
Back features “Santa Sees Everything But He Ain't a Snitch” so nobody gets away with holiday nonsense
Sleeves dripping with "Caution," "Bad Influence," and "May Contain Nog" tape—subtlety sold separately
Bursting with loud, gloriously tacky pinks, greens, and reds—blending in is not an option
Made to survive your messiest office parties, ugly sweater smackdowns, and that questionable family get-together
Perfect for punch-spikers, mischief-makers, and anyone who thinks Grandma’s fruitcake should’ve been outlawed
If you’ve ever gotten a side-eye at a Christmas party, this tee has your name on it. Show up like you own the naughty list and let the squares sweat—holiday chaos, served bold and with zero apologies. Festive? Yes. Discreet? Never.
